Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Oh god it's open bar.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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