If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
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I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
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Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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