They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
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I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
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You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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