It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
apparently the secret to your success is patron
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
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Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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