i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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