this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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