Joe is yelling at the trees again.
honey bunches of taint.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
