What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
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I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
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your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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