is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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