This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
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... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
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