You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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