There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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