I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
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