What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
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the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
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Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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