I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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