i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Randomize
