marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
