I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
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She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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