id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
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I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
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You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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