What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
My vagina just clenched in fear