so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.