dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
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WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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