Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
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Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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