Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
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I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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