Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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