I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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