You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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