There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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