just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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