I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
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Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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