you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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