my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
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most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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