what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
You've changed since you got that strap on
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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