So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
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oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
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how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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