Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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