just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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