Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
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Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
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