Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
