he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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