What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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