She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
A+ Viking dick
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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