Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
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