I wanna bring you to show and tell
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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