when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I touched a dick in church today
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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