I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
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Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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