It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
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He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
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I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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