she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
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there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
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Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Shame - the story of my life.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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