dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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