Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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