dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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