He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
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what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
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My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
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