No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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