I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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