I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
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I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
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Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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